Tim Eriksen’s Facebook profile alerted me to The Bluegrass Intelligencer, which is kind of like The Onion for bluegrass and folk music.

The headline stories include Aoife O’Donovan being burned as a witch because her voice is just a little too enchanting, all fiddle tunes with stupid names getting their names removed, Tim Eriksen bracing for death (with song) while stuck in a tree, and some Kentucky kid inventing the five finger banjo style.

I think I’ll just stop making jokes about bluegrass because nothing can be as funny as this site. Ever.