It is Haiku Time
Politics is Super Fun!
Vote, Motherfuckers!

The internet asks:
John, Barack, what can’t you do?
Not go overtime.

CNN is hip
Screen is small due to their graphs
Makes McCain shorter

There is no main street
Anywhere in Manhattan;
It’s on Roosevelt.

Sarah Palin: drone.
A tool of the mega-rich;
Can’t think for herself.

John is a maverick.
Gamble on a riverboat
Save economy!

Obama, half-black.
Gets two racial bonuses,
Like half-orcs, half-elves.

Senator Biden…
Now he ain’t no Hillary,
But he is hotter.

To bail out Wall Street,
You ain’t using my money.
I evade taxes.

Is Palin failin’?
With all those designer tags
At least she looks good.

John McCain is old
Possibly, probably
Older than haikus?

Putin is coming!
Ready your towers, Sarah,
And defend your base!

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