In the previous entry I completely forgot to mention the site People Lookup. It’s one of many web sites on which you can find out tons of personal information about someone for a fee. For example, you can get all the known past and present addresses and phone numbers of someone for a small fee, or perhaps you can get someone’s date of birth for another dollar or two. Maybe even their social security number!

Now, for the super deluxe package you can get the sex offender status, criminal background, home value and details, all known aliases, all past small claims court settlements, a list of relatives of someone for a low, low fee of $49.95! Isn’t that amazing?

But, wait, why support a large web site when you can buy direct? Until I feel like I don’t want to do this anymore I will sell you all the information you can get on me from these people searching web sites for an even lower fee of $39.95. That’s right! A whole twenty percent less than what you pay elsewhere! I mean, if I have no privacy anyway, I may as well sell you the information myself anyway, right?

Not enticed? Let me give you some free information. It’s like shareware: I give you a demo and then you pay for the rest. And like shareware, please feel free to share the fact that I am not a sex offender.

Wing :: Apr.10.2009 :: Posts :: No Comments »