Life has been exceptionally busy lately, with many cool things in the works. More on that later. In the mean time I’ve been getting tons on comment SPAM. Instead of letting these poor, mostly Russian, folks waste their time I thought I’d reply to a few of their comments here…

Are you kidding me!!??? Swine FLU??? In sommer in heat? Is it uninterrupted possible?

I’m not kidding. It is in fact possible to catch swine flu if you heat up my graduate algebra teacher Dr. Sommers with a continuous heat source. So don’t do that, okay?

Good news I will take to myself pair of paragraphs.

You know you need at least two sentences to form two paragraphs, right?

Hi! so enjoyed your site and have a warm feeling inside because of your mission…

Please refrain from making dirty remarks here. Kids read this stuff.

Yo!, need your help. How high can a average drinker’s blood alcohol level rise before he can fall into a coma and die?

Now, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that when you drink enough alcohol to kill you you kind of skip the coma part and go straight to the dying part. So don’t do that, okay?

probably abject if the stay in the mistreat purpose but did you see Susan Boyle peep? OMG!!!

I never saw any Susan Boyle branded marshmallow peeps yet, sorry. Can you get me a few so I can make them fence each other in my microwave?

And, finally, my favorite SPAM ever…

Yes it is fine that you cry all normally

Thanks. I’ll be sure to let you know if I cry in a manner even a little bit different than normally.

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